What Happened?

What Happened?

 

Gambling has become a family affair with the “Disney-fying” of Las Vegas and the virtual explosion of Native American-owned casinos. There are a couple near the boys, Soaring Eagle boasts a pretty big water park…

Rob Scallon’s version of Slayer’s “Payback” is both funny & disturbing…

“Fahrenheit 451” is a dystopic future where all books are outlawed. It seems as though our society is moving that way with information being widely available online…

“Behind the Paint – The Story of Insane Clown Posse and the First Six Joker Cards” was both written by and read by Joseph Bruce (aka “Violent J”). Some ninja posted the audiobook on YouTube…

Texas Hold’Em is a game of skill for sure. Here are some tips to help you become a better player!

Taking almost a decade to get made, “Movie 43” was a bad movie made under false pretenses…

If you haven’t seen “IT” yet, don’t click on this link!

Look for the boy in the back right near the actresses hand, watch as he plugs his ears as she pulls the gun. Did Hitchcock make him do that as foreshadowing? Hmmmm????

Remember, when a volcano erupts – duck & cover!

 

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Sunday Cinema – “Duck and Cover”

Duck

Since school has started around the country, the guys thought it would be appropriate to spotlight some educational films for the month of September. Driving to grooming, these educational films were often cheered by schoolchildren because movie-time meant no schoolwork-time!

With the Korean War going on and the Cuban Missile on the horizon, films having to do with fallout shelters, nuclear winter, & this film showing people how to protect themselves during a bomb explosion. Unfortunately, this information is not obsolete with the rumbles in Asia…

An archivist posted this on YouTube to preserve this celluloid treasure of our past…

 

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Outta Bubblegum

Outta Bubblegum

 

Ali G was a character created by Sacha Baron Cohen meant to poke fun at the numerous white suburban youth trying to be “gangsta”. The movie stars many familiar faces such as Martin Freeman (“Lord of the Rings”, “Sherlock”), Rona Mitra (“The Last Ship”, “Doomsday”), & even Charles Dance (“Alien 3”, “The Last Action Hero”).

Yes, there is a third gender option that more and more states are recognizing. “X” is becoming an acceptable answer to gender questions…

Here’s an episode of “Hot Ones with Sean Evans” where guest Neil Degrasse Tyson breaks down that we as human beings are not something special in the universe.

A woman pulls a gun on another over the last notebook in a Michigan Walmart. In Florida a man pulled a gun on another while waiting for gas. What have we become as a society…

Our thoughts & prayers are with those in Texas, Florida, & countries affected by the recent hurricanes/storms.

The Miami Beach mayor told people straight up before Hurricane Irma, “If you stay, you’re on your own…”

Can’t wait for “Gerald’s Game” to come out on Netflix, Carla Gugino is hot…. ‘Nuff said…

Michael Jackson really got things started by licensing a Beatles song to Nike

We could listen to Bruce Campbell read anything…

They Live” is a classic horror/sci-fi film, kind of like a real-life Duke Nukem

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Sunday Cinema – “Wild at the Wheel”

Wild

 

Since school has started around the country, the guys thought it would be appropriate to spotlight some educational films for the month of September. Driving to grooming, these educational films were often cheered by schoolchildren because movie-time meant no schoolwork-time!

Tom Robinson died as the result of a car accident. How did this happen? Follow a traffic accident investigator as he investigates and retraces Tom’s driving history. 1970’s music, denim, muttonchops, old Mustang, can’t get more disco than this!

An archivist posted this on YouTube to preserve this celluloid treasure of our past…

 

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You’re an A*s, Man!

You’re an A*s, Man!

 

Did you know that Barry Manilow & David Letterman were considered for the part of failed pilot Ted Stryker from the movie, “Airplane!”?

Julie Hagerty was always a thin woman (freakishly thin) and although attractive, didn’t do it for MattyV…

The title for today’s podcast came from a routine by comedian Rodney Dangerfield, one of the great self-deprecating comics who ever lived…

“Sorry, not sorry” is the rally of Kathy Griffin in her bid to remain relevant. She has rescinded her apology for the photo shoot of herself holding the severed head of the current US president.

People can be a*sholes, some even try to justify it in some fashion that only makes sense to themselves…

I tend to believe Best Buy, they aren’t hurricane profiteers nor a wholesaler of merchandise

 

 

 

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Sunday Cinema – “Don’t Labor Day”

Don’t labor for something to watch on Labor Day! We here at Junkiosity make it easy to find those great cheesy flicks, T&A beauties, & downright bizarre films. With an archive so far of close to 3 years’ worth of movies, we hope your Labor Day is relaxing and pain-free!

Sleepaway Camp – Cheesy horror with some T&A and a twist…

Heavy Metal Parking Lot – A lot of ’80s heavy metal nostalgia is packed into this 16 minute movie…

Summer Job – Summer may be over, but the laughs & plenty of T&A are packed into this gem…

Speed Zone! – While not able to secure the rights to the name “Cannonball Run”, this is the unofficial 3rd sequel…

The Bikini Car Wash Company – A straight-up T&A flick, the plot is so weak you are just praying for jugs to be revealed…

School Spirit – A male virgin dies and comes back as a ghost to pop his cherry…

 

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Bitter, much?

Bitter, much?

Pauly Shore is probably most well-known as “The Weasel” from his days on MTV which kick-started a short movie career in the early-to-mid-nineties. In recent years he has leased his mansion overlooking Hollywood & does stand-up comedy gigs in small towns across the country. A documentary from a few years ago shows a different Pauly than the lovable goof from the MTV days. The documentary focuses on a short tour he did in the Wisconsin/Minnesota area in small clubs (really small clubs) and only slight touches on issues with his mother’s failing health and the need to move her into a smaller home. Very little is shared as far as his stand-up routine, but as you can see it is very raunchy and sad. Unlike Jim Breuer’s “More Than Me“, where Jim breaks down what its like to care for an elderly parent as a traveling comedian.

Ron Jeremy, Chyna, & Vern Troyer among others had found a 2nd celebrity spotlight on the short-lived VH1 series, “The Surreal Life”

Gallagher had the world on a string in the late-70’s and early 80’s with his brand of physical/political/observational humor. Thanks to the early days of HBO and the advent of VHS, his reach across America was great. But as the comedy wave moved on to more vulgar comedians (Andrew “Dice” Clay, Denis Leary, etc.), his comedy became more bitter & sarcastic even to the point of alienating his audience as he calls out hecklers and people not paying attention to his show.

When getting a tattoo, keep in mind the consequences

Cracked has an article from a few years ago that shared 6 musicians who created albums just to say “F*ck You”. We knew of 2 out of the list…

MattyV found this comedy video meant to mock what has transpired so far in the White House since last fall as if it were happening in a corporation…

The Girl Scouts are pissed that the Boy Scouts are attempting to recruit girls into their organization. And yet the Boy Scouts were at the center of a fight where 6 girls in California wanted to join a local BSA troop. Is it the BSA’s fault???

Someone created a map which shows the most-hated food in each state. Michigan hates cold pizza while Texas hates well-cooked steaks.

How did the “Totality Eclipse” affect the internet? Xhamster reported a 40% drop in traffic during the hours of the eclipse…

What do you do for firefighters that saved your piglets from a barn fire 6 months prior? Hand them sausages made from said pigs

A school in Berlin was sick of prostitutes soliciting/doing drugs/sh*tting(!) on their campus that they had to erect an “anti-prostitute” fence to keep them out…

 

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Sunday Cinema – “The Bicycle Man”

Diffrent

 

 

All this month we are looking at “very special episodes” from 1970’s & 1980’s television shows. The tagline was meant to inform the viewer that the particular episode was going to talk about a real-life problem in the context of the show. These are some of the more familiar episodes that us Gen-Xers remember.

The most famous episode has to be today’s from the show, “Diff’rent Strokes”, which dealt with pedophiles. Gordon Jump (from “WKRP in Cincinnati” fame) plays the part of a bicycle shop owner that is into diddling little boys. There was even a disclaimer warning presented before the episode explaining the issues being brought to light.

Someone posted the 2-part episode with the disclaimer online for all of us to watch again…

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Missing: Common Sense (uncut)

Missing: Common Sense (uncut)

Things have gone crazy at the monkey factory recently, so here is a completely uncut/unrefined podcast (as if this podcast was ever “refined”…) with all the coughs, mic wobbles, & f*ck-ups…

From watching shows like “Live:PD” & “Parking Wars” on A&E, it seems like common sense has gone out the window. An episode showing a gentleman getting a ticket for parking in front of a fire hydrant, complains that there was no sign telling him he couldn’t park in front of a fire hydrant. Isn’t that still taught in drivers training & on the license renewal tests? Or episodes of “Live:PD” where there are police in pursuit, NO OTHER VEHICLES STOP OR PULL OVER. Again, isn’t this taught in drivers training anymore???

We’ve heard of chicken feathers, ingredients for plastic, and false rumors of fried rat, but now we have a mouse-in-a-bun from Chick-Fil-A. This one may have traction seeing as how it is obvious the mouse was baked right into the bun…

A defensive end for the Cowboys almost lost a nipple when his nipple ring was ripped out during practice…

This is why you don’t travel to Mexico for vacation. 36% of the alcohol consumed in Mexico is illegal, we’re talking lead-solder copper still/bathtub gin-type shit. And don’t think staying at a well-appointed resort will save you, one woman ended up brain dead after consuming alcohol AT A RESORT!!!!!

All kinds of fucked up. With the internet/social media scene in high gear, people are opening restaurants I think to allow others to “be cool/hip” by posting pics of themselves and their “exotic” food choices. From restaurants that only serve cereal or PB&J, now a famous chef is opening a Cheetos-themed restaurant

Fuck you, Ashley Judd. Seems like she needed a little career boost, so she called out an airport worker on Facebook Live for calling her “sweet heart” and complimenting her dress…

This person is a real “Banksy”, I guess we can be thankful that our education system still works in some way since they spelled the words correctly…

This shit is getting too far out of hand, a semen cocktail & cookbook? Nasty…

Forget West Coast Rap, East Coast Rap, or even the Dirty South, Backwoods Rap is where it’s at…

 

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Sunday Cinema – “The First Time”

First

All this month we are looking at “very special episodes” from 1970’s & 1980’s television shows. The tagline was meant to inform the viewer that the particular episode was going to talk about a real-life problem in the context of the show. These are some of the more familiar episodes that us Gen-Xers remember.

This episode of “The Facts of Life” found Natalie losing her virginity to Snake (played by Robert Romanus of “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” fame. Originally the script called for Blair to lose her virginity, but Lisa Welchel as a devout Christian felt that promoting pre-marital sex was against her beliefs. Mindy Cohen stepped up and here we are. Tootie struggled with the same issue in a later episode but chose not to sleep with her boyfriend…

Someone posted this episode and the one with Tootie online for us to remember…

 

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