Monthly Archives: January, 2015

Birthday Parties, Fat-Shaming, & a Hollywood Challenge

B irthdays, Fat-Shaming, & a Hollywood Challenge

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This week was a spirited conversation about some topics found around the internet.

First off, Jen the Intern wanted to talk about this article about a family who received a $24 “no show” bill because their son didn’t attend a friend’s birthday party. The gang talked about some of the more epic birthday parties they either had or attended when they were kids…

Breaching contract, Kai Hibbert from season 3 of “The Biggest Loser” lifted the veil behind the show and shared the mental & physical abuse contestants are put through. Matty knew there was more to the story…

On another fat-note, a famous British tabloid writer decided to gain weight in order to prove that fat people are lazy for a documentary on TLC. What she found was something she wasn’t expecting…

With the advent of shows like “Jackass”, “Impractical Jokers”, and social media, the whole “hidden camera gags” are getting a little dangerous. These guys decided to play a joke on unsuspecting cops that they had coke in their trunk. I imagine this would not have ended well if the cops didn’t think it funny…

Of course we couldn’t go without some article about sex. Some lady in New York is suing a tights manufacturer because of their apparent claims that the tights would increase orgasms

Matty loves the old 80’s comedies, the ones where swear words were few and far between & the chance of seeing a flash of titties were high. These comedies were rated PG and the laughs came from the slapsticky situations and dialogue. At first Matty was excited to see that “Wet Hot American Summer” was returning as an 8-episode program on Netflix (rumored to be a prequel) and that the entire cast was possibly returning. The “sad panda” part of it was when he watched the uncensored version of the original movie (having seen it previously on Comedy Central). What was to be an homage to those 80’s comedies turned wrong, and very wrong quickly. Matty thought that “Meatballs” (one of the films spoofed) had less than 10 swear words throughout the entire movie, and they were there to make a point or lend some comedy. A sad panda indeed… Matty issues a challenge to Hollywood, recreate that charm of 80’s comedies by relying more on the slapstickiness & dialogue than cheap shots with loads of vulgar humor.

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Temperatures, Fast Food, & Pixelated Nudity

Pixelated Nudity

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This week was a spirited conversation about some topics found around the internet.

We began talking about Chris Hardwick’s podcast & Jeanette McCurdy’s interview. Check out the show “At Midnight” to see Chris Hardwick have a great time as a game show host.

A man beat a legless vet he caught in bed with his soon-to-be ex-wife. Now, being separated for 5 weeks we pondered would be enough time for her to “get back out there” as it were. This guy was all kinds of nuts…

Read the fine print at the next all-all-you-can-eat buffet, these people called the cops when they were denied desserts. RIP John Pinette…

You’ve heard the phrase, “cold as a witch’s tit” right? Here’s a mind-blower, with the cold snap a couple of weeks ago Mars was actually warmer that some US cities! Yes, Mars!

We’ve all had dreams in school about doing terrible things to teachers we hated but we never would have acted on them. These kids plotted to kill their teacher with hand sanitizer (she is highly allergic).

Fast food giants are hoping that lower gas prices will boost giving their customers gas (but McDonald’s is a sad panda)…

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Michigan Made

Michigan Made

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Michigan native Kid Rock made the news with the answering of questions raised about him. He’s a good egg and honest as all get out…

Another infamous Michigan native is suing a former business partner over misappropriated funds…

Matty got Dan the Man to expound on the recent game between the Detroit Lions & Dallas Cowboys, I don’t think Matty knew what he was getting into…

Better Call Saul” because a New Mexico man was told his lottery ticket was a misprint. The gang expounds on the legalities of misprints…

A “Ketchup & Fries Plant”? Yep, someone has grafted a cherry tomato plant with a potato plant

And speaking of ketchup & fries, Matty found this article on how fast food is killing America

Fake food? In your grocery store? It’s more common than you think

Wonder what “diphallia” is? A lot of men apparently wish for it, this guy wrote a book about living with it(NSFW)…

Speaking of penises, Play Doh is recalling an extruder toy that looks awful familiar

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Blue Balls & Vegan Burgers

Blue Balls & Vegan Burgers

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Today’s pod was kind of thrown together at the last minute, so Matty decided to pull out “THE BOOK” and share some wisdom from Dr. Ruth. This is kind of an explicit pod, so headphones or no kids around while listening…

Matty was wrong, the show was called, “Dr. Ruth Westheimer” and ran from 1984-1991… Dan the Man was talking about Sue Johanson

STDs among the elderly is on the rise (no pun intended)…

The Egyptians were forward-thinking when it came to preventing pregnancy, here’s an article showing 10 methods they devised…

During our frank talk about sex, Jen the Intern found an article about White Castle now serving vegan sliders

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Loot Crate!

LOOT CRATE!

 

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