Sunday Cinema – “Malibu Spring Break”
Michelle & Brianne are heading out to California for some fun in the sun during Spring Break. They end up staying at Michelle’s uncle’s home, who conveniently would be out of town that week. Forbidding her to have parties, she has the biggest & loudest party that Malibu had ever known. Hilarity ensues as the girls tear things up!
Coming out in 2003, it was a part of yet another wave of T&A movies meant for the DVD market. Billed as featuring Pilar Lastra, a Playboy Playmate, the cheesy lines and story are secondary to its real mission – T&A all the way…
Someone posted this gem online, hope you enjoyed this month’s theme of “Spring Break”!
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A Feastival
Pizza Hut Canada is going a bit too far. They are getting into the doughnut game with a creation of what must be savory-type doughnuts with pizza toppings. But I wonder if we will get a Maple Bacon Pizza some time…
People are going off-the-rails with the frying of foods these days. I thought Fried Butter & Fried Kool-Aid were the tops, now there are people frying bourbon-soaked Twinkies!
Ever wonder about the history of some of our more American-Made food fare? This article shares the history of the Frito Pie, a staple at just about any carnival or fair these days…
“It’s tradition”, the common answer to why people wait in line for free coffee/hamburgers/ice cream. Not because they’re cheap bastards…
This is kind of hard to believe, a Texas pastor is suing Whole Foods for giving him a cake that says, ‘Love Wins F*g’. His video shows the seal unbroken and a receipt for the store he bought it from. Knowing that people have cellphones and video/photograph the most mundane things on social media, why would an employee risk their job? (other than to get fired as a final F-U to the company) The slur looks to have been done with a different piping bag, a lie to get attention?
Pan-handling for college? This HS senior in need of $20k-$30k per year for college is standing on a street corner with a sign. I guess it’s no different than crowdfunding vacations or weddings online…
This will not end well, McDonald’s has recently revealed plans to test the “all you can eat fries” program in some of its restaurants. If it’s anything like Red Robin’s program, you’ll be lucky to get one refill…
The douchiness, make it stop!
Someone posted a gallery of photos from an amateur photographer working at Ellis Island back at the turn of the century. The photos are fantastic and show that people really did wear the strange garb we’ve only read about…
Solo ticket to a swingers convention? Better have references…
First there was Blackwater Security Services. Then there was Academi Security Training. Now Erik Prince has set his sights on creating a private air force…
Bored while toking on your e-cig? How about playing a game of Flappy Bird on it between puffs?
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Sunday Cinema – “Where the Boys Are ’84”
A legit theater release, “Where the Boys Are (’84)” is a remake of the 1960 classic that featured Dolores Hart & George Hamilton. Starring Lisa Hartman (“Falcon Crest”) & Chris McDonald (“Happy Gilmore”), the movie follows a group of co-eds heading to Florida on Spring Break in the hopes of finding the men of their dreams.
Panned by critics & the winner of 5 Razzies, someone was kind enough to post this soon-to-be-classic online…
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First World Problems
Netflix is increasing their streaming fees for those “grandfathered in”from the previous streaming plan. At $9.99 a month, it is more than Amazon Prime ($99) but less than Hulu Plus’ no-ad plan ($11.99). With all the new shows under development that can only be seen on Netflix, it’s still a better deal…
This is just asking for trouble, a company has developed a handgun that looks just like a cellphone. I remember a line from Jurassic Park, it’s not a question of could we – it’s a question of should we…
Celebrities jumping on the Medical Marijuana bandwagon? Whoopi is cashing in by starting her own MM company to provide products targeted at women. Interesting…
The DEA is considering changing the classification of marijuana from a schedule I drug (on par with LSD or heroin) to a class II drug. This will help the scientific community in its research of the drug, but it won’t make it legal. The DEA has changed classes on only 5 drugs in its 40 year history…
Shoppers continued to shop in a Target while a dead body was still on the premises. A man grabbed a kitchen knife off the rack and committed suicide right in the aisle. Of course the scene was masked off, but still. Come on Target, you that desperate for sales?
Something we all need to be aware of, fast food workers share what they REFUSE TO EAT at their restaurants. If the workers won’t touch it, we shouldn’t either…
First there was the outrageous service charges when buying tickets. Then there were the resellers, buying tickets for concerts and selling them for 5-10 times what they paid for them. Now the artists are getting into the act by “postponing” their shows and not cancelling them. People who bought Janet Jackson tickets are f*cked because they cannot get refunds for concert postponements, only cancellations…
Some serious marriage counseling is in order for a couple of teachers. The wife was popped for having sex with a student, several days later the husband was popped for the same crime (although a different student). Unbelievable!
Don’t be a douchebag on Instagram, certainly not a fraudulently rich douchebag. Kids are getting their parents in trouble with photos of exotic cars/boats/vacations/jewelry. Authorities are able to track fraudster parents through the use of social media and catch them…
Ruh-Rho Raggy! A mini-van painted up like the Mystery Machine took police on a high-speed chase! The driver is still at-large…
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Sunday Cinema – “Spring Fever USA”
In keeping with our theme this month we present “Lauderdale”, aka “Spring Fever USA”. Larry is on a quest, a quest to find that perfect beach bunny. Will he find her? Will he find that perfect 10? Join him & his sidekick, Animal, and find out!
Billed as “Porky’s” on the beach, this film is filled with gross-out gags, lame jokes, & plenty of T&A. There is one notable cameo, a younger and kinda slim Ron Jeremy!
Someone was cool enough to post this online, so take it all in!
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Wheez Nutz!
The gang couldn’t get together for a pod so they called their ol’ buddy Wheez Nutz to come in and do a pod for them! Let us know on our Facebook page or tweet us and let us know how Wheez did!
Part two of Wonkette’s “Stories of Staggeringly Dumb Restaurant Customers“. You can’t make this stuff up…
“The Customer is Always an Ass” Part One & Part Two from the SomethingAwful forums are classic. Great reading & re-reading…
Huffington Post had an article about emails that female TV reporters have gotten. Check out “Mean Tweets” on YouTube.
Did you know that restaurant menus are designed to get you to order their high profit-margin items & to spend more?
Gary Larson experimented with turning his comic strip into a cartoon back in 1994, check it out!
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Sunday Cinema – “The Bikini Car Wash Company”
Jack is taking over his uncle’s car wash for the summer. The car wash hasn’t been faring well and is in danger of closing. A group of local girls in need of a job hatch a plan to help Jack get the car wash back in the black financially – by washing cars in their bikinis (and much less!).
Co-written by Buck Flower (you might know him as playing a hobo in many films including “Back to the Future”, “Escape from New York”, & “They Live”), this film is another one of those direct-to-video T&A flicks that flooded the video stores. With cheesy jokes, lots of T&A, & a shredding soundtrack, this is guaranteed to get your Spring Break off to a hilarious start!
It was popular enough to warrant a sequel, “The Bikini Car Wash Company II“. Someone was kind enough to post the UNRATED version online for all to see. This is totally NSFW, you’ve been warned…
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