What Should Be Remade

What Should Be Remade


A fossil of a tomatillo (a part of the nightshade family that also includes tomatoes, potatoes, eggplant, & certain peppers) was recently found that dated 52 million years. This is 12 million years older than the previous fossil on record.

“Prison Loaf” is a real thing, is made different ways (often with food scraps/castoffs) and is of dubious nutritional value. It’s considered a punishment, some see it as “cruel or unusual” punishment.

There are two parties at-fault here – the cook, who after spending 24 years in an English-speaking country should have a fairly good command of the language and the manager for being a dick. Was the payout excessive, probably…

With the economic decline & rise of online shopping, malls across America are slowly disappearing. Wells Fargo got in on a deal to buy a mall in Pittsburgh originally valued at $190 million for the cost of a couple of pairs of shoes and a lunch in the food court…

Now MattyV just got a new phone and wiped the old one clean before he sells it. Previous owners of “smart” cars are finding out that they can access their old vehicles even though they thought the systems were wiped clean…

Flatliners“, “It“, “Friday the 13th“(has been cancelled by the studio), & “Jumanji” are just some of the “remakes, re-imaginings, reboots” – whatever you want to call them – that are on the slate for 2017.

The boys  have their own list of movies that should be remade, including:

The Stuff” – A killer delicious ooze

D.C. Cab” – Who doesn’t like an underdog movie?

Critters” – Alien furballs that eat people and can combine into a huge furball? Yes, please!

If you haven’t seen the movie – SPOILERS!!!!!!!!! This is the ending to “The Last American Virgin” that was such a downer of an ending for what is otherwise considered a “teen comedy”…

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