Monthly Archives: October, 2017

“Scary” Cinema – “Geek Maggot Bingo

 

Geek

 

All this month we are going to share some truly cheesy “scary” movies and posting them on Saturdays so you can enjoy them on a cold, dark spooky evening!

Where do I begin? Nick Zedd is one strange cookie and I must say this isn’t his weirdest film. “Starring” TV horror icon Zacherle as the narrator, “Geek Maggot Bingo, aka The Freak from Suckweasel Mountain” tells a poor tale of a mad doctor bringing dead flesh to life, vampire hookers, & Richard Hell (most famous for being a member of The Voidoids). More strange than scary, certainly don’t watch it after getting high…

 

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Hail Cobra

Hail Cobra

The boys took some time out with their oldest offspring to the Grand Rapids Comic-Con. With comic book luminaries such as Jim Steranko & Allen Bellman, actors such as Billy Dee Williams & Julian Glover, & voice actors like Diane Pershing & Jim Cummings, it was a pretty big deal! The boys got to see Kane Hodder & Adrienne Barbeau, very nice individuals!

Watch the Evil Ted tutorials on how to make costume helmets using EVA foam for your next cosplay adventure!

Mayhem” isn’t a television show starring Steven Yeun, it looks like a clone of “The Belko Experiment“…

“Fear of the Walking Dead” will possibly have a crossover to “The Walking Dead” and guesses are that there will be a story arc that travels to Houston, TX. And who is from Houston, TX? Abraham Ford

So, which organization would you belong to – Hydra or Cobra?

Cracked has an article with the 20 stupidest GI Joe vehicles – holy sh*t there are 20 of them???

Playboy has another first in the hopes of remaining relevant in a world where nude photos are a website away with showing the first (post-op) transgender playmate…

Ron White has a point when it comes to guys wanting to watch porn

Nerdist speculates that the MCU will spawn a new storyline after phase 3 has been completed… (and it’s Kevin Feige, not Paul…)

Daredevil” was cool, “Jessica Jones” is a work-through but is good, “Luke Cage” is lacking, “Iron Fist” was a fail. “The Defenders” is meh. Hopefully “The Punisher” will really shine despite the downward spiral in quality of the Marvel franchises…

Yes, Tawny Kitaen beat her former husband (a baseball player) with a shoe….

A guy dates a “true” Rocky Horror fanatic

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“Scary” Cinema – “Witchboard”

Witchboard

All this month we are going to share some truly cheesy “scary” movies and posting them on Saturdays so you can enjoy them on a cold, dark spooky evening!

As of late, the cycle of horror movies has come back around to demon possession/poltergeist type movies. Back in the 1980’s, there were some as well such as “Prophecy”, “Warlock”, & of course “Witchboard”. “Witchboard” is a slang term for a Quija board, a device supposedly used to summon answers “from beyond the grave”. Tawny Kitaen (yes, the woman spread across the Jaguars in Whitesnake’s “Here I Go Again” video) stars in this creepy film that spawned several sequels. And she gets naked in it, I mean FULL bush & tittay action. The plot? Who cares, Tawny shows full Kitaen!

A true fan of horror put this out online for all to enjoy!

 

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Szechaun Sauce, B*tches

Szechaun Sauce, B*tches

 

McDonald’s messed up big-time with what could have been a HUGE payday. This website originally showcased where you could buy the “Super-Limited” Szechuan sauce as talked about in season 3 of “Rick & Morty”. From the information now listed, they knew they f*cked up and are going to make amends for it apparently. I hope they use the same design as the “Super-Limited” packets, so those that spent upwards of $800-$2500 on eBay for a single packet of sauce & poster. I hope God strikes down those who are selling a PHOTO of a packet of sauce for 99c…

Now the title of the article explains that this display showcases what a North Korean “elite” apartment looks like. The majority of the population makes less than $2,000/yr, meaning the apartment/furnishings are WELL OUT OF REACH for them…

If you haven’t watched “Big Mouth” yet on Netflix, it is a seriously funny “adult” cartoon

Weird Al is heading out on tour, his “Ridiculously self-indulgent, ill-advised vanity tour” is coming to a town near you! This will be different from any other Weird Al show before, a must-see for fans!

Psychostick is a fun metal/comedy band that Dan discovered a few years ago. They will be touring soon, hopefully they will make it to Michigan!

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“Scary” Cinema – “The Stuff”

Stuff

 

All this month we are going to share some truly cheesy “scary” movies and posting them on Saturdays so you can enjoy them on a cold, dark spooky evening!

Where can a film go when the opening scene is of an old geezer eating white marshmallow fluff he found bubbling out of the ground? “The Stuff” is an alien parasite that feeds off living hosts by smelling good, tasting good, & making the host crave more. Starring some notable actors like Garrett Morris, Danny Aiello, & Paul Sorvino, stay away from “The Stuff”…

A true fan of horror put this out online for all to enjoy!

 

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#IHateYou

#IHateYou

This past week we saw many celebrities & history-makers pass away:

RIP Hugh Hefner, the first issue had Marilyn Monroe on the cover. Later the company attmepted to become a non-nude publication (that lasted a little over a year)…

Tom Petty was dead/critical condition/finally dead, MattyV’s favorite song video was “You Got Lucky“…

Ralphie May might not have won “Last Comic Standing“, but his comedic genius was well-recognized because of his appearance on the show.

Rodney Carrington owns his health problems in his latest Netflix comedy special. Be aware, his humor has gotten a bit dark and real cringe-worthy…

If you’ve never seen, “Eddie Murphy – Delirious“, it is a must-watch for classic 1980’s stand-up comedy…

“Big Mouth” is the latest adult cartoon from Netflix created by Nick Kroll. Puberty was a friend to no one back in middle school…

“Vaguebooking” is real and can destroy relationships

I really hope Long John Silvers uses a separate fryer to fry up their Twinkies

 

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“Scary” Cinema – “Microwave Massacre”

Microwave

All this month we are going to share some truly cheesy “scary” movies and posting them on Saturdays so you can enjoy them on a cold, dark spooky evening!

It wasn’t until the early 1980’s that microwave ovens really became a household phenomenon. There were a lot of cautions back then like making sure to keep a mug of water in the microwave in case it suddenly turns on, don’t start it with the door open (early models didn’t have a safety switch), and the old wives tale of the woman who nuked her poodle trying to dry its hair quickly.

This “gem” came out around 1983 to play on the fear of microwaves. Donald hated his wife’s cooking. She wasn’t a bad cook, always trying new gourmet recipes. Donald was a simple man and needed simple, easy grub. He eventually killed her in his rage and tried a little “wife du jour” in the microwave, which made him crave human flesh. As fucked up as this premise is, it’s even more fucked up to know that the actor playing Donald (Jackie Vernon) is also the voice of Frosty the Snowman in all of the cartoon incarnations of the 1970’s/1980’s.

A true fan of horror put this out online for all to enjoy!

 

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Let’s Get Ready To…

Let’s Get Ready To…

Sorry, folks, can’t finish the line without having to pay a royalty to Michael Buffer

Bobby “The Brain” Heenan passed away a week ago, we remember some of his triumphs…

Yes, the WWF had a Saturday morning cartoon show in the 1980’s…

The infamous “Animal House” Toga scene with Pinto & the mayor’s daughter… (NSFW)

The hormones in food can cause early puberty & is part of the obesity epidemic in America…

The Dead South are worth a listen, MattyV’s kind of into “That Bastard Son“…

“Weird Al” Yankovic is still the master of “clean” parodies

Yes, Gene Simmons will deliver the “Gene Simmons Vault” to you for $2,000 (well, deliver it during a 5-minute one-on-one with Gene during one of the “Vault Experience” tour city stops)…

Greg Nicotero (director of “The Walking Dead” television series) got his start as an intern with Tom Savini and went on to start his own special effects house. Very interesting individual…

HumbleBundle is a website dedicated to offer PC/Apple games, mobile games, & eBooks in different bundles that benefits both charities & developers. The WarHammer bundle is gone, but keep an eye out for future bundles!

Fantasy Football is an interesting game, kind of like a TCG for sports fans…

 

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Sunday Cinema – “Body Care and Grooming”

Grooming

Since school has started around the country, the guys thought it would be appropriate to spotlight some educational films for the month of September. Driving to grooming, these educational films were often cheered by schoolchildren because movie-time meant no schoolwork-time!

As the poster writes in the description, kinda sexist educational film talking about ladies and their need to clean & groom themselves in order to get a guy.

An archivist posted this on YouTube to preserve this celluloid treasure of our past…

 

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