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Dopin’ Dogs

Dopin’ Dogs

Lots of “Stranger Things 2” talk, so fast forward about 20 minutes if you haven’t binge-watched it. Nerdist has some great “easter eggs” from the season, as well as thoughts on what to expect in “Stranger Things 3“…

From the first Russian Gold Medalist to get his medal revoked because of doping, now a musher from the famous Iditarod dog sled race has been accused of doping his sled team with Tramadol.

Even though the government still classifies cannabis as a drug in the same class as cocaine & heroin, the FDA wants to crack down on false health claims from marijuana products. Sure it doesn’t cure cancer itself, but there are MANY testimonies that it helps with chemo sickness, epilepsy, & PTSD…

Male? Female? Nonbinary? This is the new gender available on California birth certificates. Only in California would you find parents not wanting to push a “gender” onto their newborn child…

A classic “F-U” when quitting, a former Twitter employee deactivated Trump’s Twitter account before leaving. Unfortunately it was in the evening, everyone knows Trump’s an early-morning Tweeter…

TheRichest has a list of some pretty epic employee “F-U” stories, the one about the employee that quit and ended up becoming her old boss’ boss is hilarious…

Is there really any sensible rationale for being a d*ck? Apparently some of these stories try explain why (but very poorly)…

 

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Sunday Cinema – “Thankskilling 3”

thankskilling

 

November is the month for Veterans, Thanksgiving, & shopping (enough with the “Christmas creep”!). All this month on Sunday Cinema we will be looking at odd movies that either take place during Thanksgiving or the holiday is the focus.

“Thankskilling” introduced us to “Turkie” the homocidal turkey hell-bent on killing “the white man”. ‘Thankskilling 3″ finds us watching the crazy turkey hunt down the very last copy of “Thankskilling 2” being held by a bunch of puppets, a weird wig-wearing inventor, & some really strange sh*t. Budgeted by a Kickstarter campaign, it took 50 days to complete filming whereas the original took less than 2 weeks.

Someone in a Spanish-speaking country posted this online in English with subtitles…

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Rocky Horror (Among Other Things)

Rocky Horror (Among Other Things)

The boys went to see “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” experience at The Park Theater on the Friday before Halloween. I was a “virgin” to the experience of participation in a theater, DEFINITELY DO NOT let anyone around you know. There are reports of theater-goers pulling “virgins” up front and spank them or write a V on their forehead and force them to sing a jingle.

If you choose to go, this blog post will help you understand what you need to make your experience the best it can be…

The “official” Rocky Horror fansite has all sorts of information about the movie, what to bring, even a script of what to say in response to movie dialogue. There were several audible participants (Dan the Man being one) and each had a little bit different script of lines for the movie. It actually made the movie more enjoyable…

There are several don’ts when it comes to living in a horror movie, one of which isn’t “Let’s split up“…

Granted, sexual harrassment & coerced sex isn’t something anyone should tolerate but getting your butt patted by an elderly former president? We agreed it was probably old man/dementia and he & his people have apologized. Now ol’ Billy Clinton has done worse and has been forgiven…

 

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Sunday Cinema – “Home Sweet Home”

HSH

 

November is the month for Veterans, Thanksgiving, & shopping (enough with the “Christmas creep”!). All this month on Sunday Cinema we will be looking at odd movies that either take place during Thanksgiving or the holiday is the focus.

Back in 1981, with the success of movies centered around specific days (“Halloween”, “Friday the 13th”, “New Year’s Evil”) someone decided to make a Thanksgiving horror movie and called it “Home Sweet Home”.

An escaped mental patient who shoots PCP into his tongue(!), hijacks a station wagon & travels to a remote residence where the Bradley family is getting ready to celebrate Thanksgiving. Not over-the-top with gore or nudity (apparently the director missed MANY opportunities to do so), it’s a rather reserved slasher film. Stars such as Jake Steinfeld (“Body by Jake”) & Vinessa Shaw (“Hocus Pocus”, “Eyes Wide Shut”), it’s an odd and dated thriller for sure…

Someone posted this gem online

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“Scary” Cinema – “Geek Maggot Bingo

 

Geek

 

All this month we are going to share some truly cheesy “scary” movies and posting them on Saturdays so you can enjoy them on a cold, dark spooky evening!

Where do I begin? Nick Zedd is one strange cookie and I must say this isn’t his weirdest film. “Starring” TV horror icon Zacherle as the narrator, “Geek Maggot Bingo, aka The Freak from Suckweasel Mountain” tells a poor tale of a mad doctor bringing dead flesh to life, vampire hookers, & Richard Hell (most famous for being a member of The Voidoids). More strange than scary, certainly don’t watch it after getting high…

 

A true fan of horror put this out online for all to enjoy!

 

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Hail Cobra

Hail Cobra

The boys took some time out with their oldest offspring to the Grand Rapids Comic-Con. With comic book luminaries such as Jim Steranko & Allen Bellman, actors such as Billy Dee Williams & Julian Glover, & voice actors like Diane Pershing & Jim Cummings, it was a pretty big deal! The boys got to see Kane Hodder & Adrienne Barbeau, very nice individuals!

Watch the Evil Ted tutorials on how to make costume helmets using EVA foam for your next cosplay adventure!

Mayhem” isn’t a television show starring Steven Yeun, it looks like a clone of “The Belko Experiment“…

“Fear of the Walking Dead” will possibly have a crossover to “The Walking Dead” and guesses are that there will be a story arc that travels to Houston, TX. And who is from Houston, TX? Abraham Ford

So, which organization would you belong to – Hydra or Cobra?

Cracked has an article with the 20 stupidest GI Joe vehicles – holy sh*t there are 20 of them???

Playboy has another first in the hopes of remaining relevant in a world where nude photos are a website away with showing the first (post-op) transgender playmate…

Ron White has a point when it comes to guys wanting to watch porn

Nerdist speculates that the MCU will spawn a new storyline after phase 3 has been completed… (and it’s Kevin Feige, not Paul…)

Daredevil” was cool, “Jessica Jones” is a work-through but is good, “Luke Cage” is lacking, “Iron Fist” was a fail. “The Defenders” is meh. Hopefully “The Punisher” will really shine despite the downward spiral in quality of the Marvel franchises…

Yes, Tawny Kitaen beat her former husband (a baseball player) with a shoe….

A guy dates a “true” Rocky Horror fanatic

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“Scary” Cinema – “Witchboard”

Witchboard

All this month we are going to share some truly cheesy “scary” movies and posting them on Saturdays so you can enjoy them on a cold, dark spooky evening!

As of late, the cycle of horror movies has come back around to demon possession/poltergeist type movies. Back in the 1980’s, there were some as well such as “Prophecy”, “Warlock”, & of course “Witchboard”. “Witchboard” is a slang term for a Quija board, a device supposedly used to summon answers “from beyond the grave”. Tawny Kitaen (yes, the woman spread across the Jaguars in Whitesnake’s “Here I Go Again” video) stars in this creepy film that spawned several sequels. And she gets naked in it, I mean FULL bush & tittay action. The plot? Who cares, Tawny shows full Kitaen!

A true fan of horror put this out online for all to enjoy!

 

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Szechaun Sauce, B*tches

Szechaun Sauce, B*tches

 

McDonald’s messed up big-time with what could have been a HUGE payday. This website originally showcased where you could buy the “Super-Limited” Szechuan sauce as talked about in season 3 of “Rick & Morty”. From the information now listed, they knew they f*cked up and are going to make amends for it apparently. I hope they use the same design as the “Super-Limited” packets, so those that spent upwards of $800-$2500 on eBay for a single packet of sauce & poster. I hope God strikes down those who are selling a PHOTO of a packet of sauce for 99c…

Now the title of the article explains that this display showcases what a North Korean “elite” apartment looks like. The majority of the population makes less than $2,000/yr, meaning the apartment/furnishings are WELL OUT OF REACH for them…

If you haven’t watched “Big Mouth” yet on Netflix, it is a seriously funny “adult” cartoon

Weird Al is heading out on tour, his “Ridiculously self-indulgent, ill-advised vanity tour” is coming to a town near you! This will be different from any other Weird Al show before, a must-see for fans!

Psychostick is a fun metal/comedy band that Dan discovered a few years ago. They will be touring soon, hopefully they will make it to Michigan!

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“Scary” Cinema – “The Stuff”

Stuff

 

All this month we are going to share some truly cheesy “scary” movies and posting them on Saturdays so you can enjoy them on a cold, dark spooky evening!

Where can a film go when the opening scene is of an old geezer eating white marshmallow fluff he found bubbling out of the ground? “The Stuff” is an alien parasite that feeds off living hosts by smelling good, tasting good, & making the host crave more. Starring some notable actors like Garrett Morris, Danny Aiello, & Paul Sorvino, stay away from “The Stuff”…

A true fan of horror put this out online for all to enjoy!

 

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#IHateYou

#IHateYou

This past week we saw many celebrities & history-makers pass away:

RIP Hugh Hefner, the first issue had Marilyn Monroe on the cover. Later the company attmepted to become a non-nude publication (that lasted a little over a year)…

Tom Petty was dead/critical condition/finally dead, MattyV’s favorite song video was “You Got Lucky“…

Ralphie May might not have won “Last Comic Standing“, but his comedic genius was well-recognized because of his appearance on the show.

Rodney Carrington owns his health problems in his latest Netflix comedy special. Be aware, his humor has gotten a bit dark and real cringe-worthy…

If you’ve never seen, “Eddie Murphy – Delirious“, it is a must-watch for classic 1980’s stand-up comedy…

“Big Mouth” is the latest adult cartoon from Netflix created by Nick Kroll. Puberty was a friend to no one back in middle school…

“Vaguebooking” is real and can destroy relationships

I really hope Long John Silvers uses a separate fryer to fry up their Twinkies

 

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