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Sunday Cinema – “The Spring of My Life”

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April is supposed to be the beginnings of plants & flowers to bud & bloom. It’s also the beginning of the Spring season, so all this month we are looking at movies with “spring” in the title!

Yang Fengfeng developed a crush on a boy in elementary school but never acted on it. Years later, she is reunited with him and is determined to not let him go again! A cute coming-of-age story from China, it will warm your heart.

Someone posted this gem online for all to enjoy!

 

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You Had One Job

You Had One Job

 

A cheese festival is apologizing for RUNNING OUT OF CHEESE

Even emergency player back ups can end up playing in the majors…

Has the famed “Hollywood Walk of Fame” become a popularity or “participation” trophy?

Doesn’t surprise us, Millenials got scammed out of more money than their grandparents in 2017…

The Dan Band is a group to see (NSFW) for sure, here’s the special from Bravo.

MattyV had it wrong, it was Norm MacDonald that was told the secret of “Pat” on SNL…

A man loses a sex toy in his bladder. Yes, his bladder

Good news for stoners, fewer employers are testing for Marijuana as legalization spreads…

15 men share what they really love about sex (aside from getting off). I agree with a lot of their responses…

 

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Sunday Cinema – “The Truth About Spring”

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April is supposed to be the beginnings of plants & flowers to bud & bloom. It’s also the beginning of the Spring season, so all this month we are looking at movies with “spring” in the title!

Tommy is a lazy Carribean sailor who takes his tom-boy daughter on a search for buried treasure. While on the way, he tries to play matchmaker for his daughter. Starring real-life father & daughter – John Mills & Hayley Mills – this movie is an interesting romantic adventure for sure!

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Then Just Quit…

Then Just Quit…

 

Make up your mind, Chris Evans, either you’re glad you’re done with playing Captain America or not…

Speaking of Captains, the role of Captain Marvel isn’t Brie Larson’s first comic character. She played Scott Pilgrim’s ex in the live-action movie starring Michael Cera…

With major crackdowns on YouTube content providers, those that have “gun-centric” videos & channels are moving to PornHub...

All it takes is a comment on a post to make someone pissed enough to kick you out of your maker space. Chandler made a simple comment on a Facebook post that apparently his landlord didn’t like (point – don’t be friends with your boss or landlord on social media)…

While watching “Mr. Belvedere” on MeTV, this episode where George is fired as sportscaster because of his commentary on the National Anthem is VERY APPROPRIATE theses days…

Russell Brand surprisingly owns all the “pundits” on Bill Maher’s show

The Weird Al show was awesome, especially his re-working of “Eat It” to the tune of “Layla”. Emo Phillips as the opening act was incredible…

Speaking of Weird Al, back in the early 2000’s he had a show on MTV and one of the gags was to interpose himself in music artist interviews asking strange questions and using their answers for comedic effect. Dan the Man’s favorite was the Eminem interview

The opening of the trailer to an Air Supply song gets my balls all tingly

The new YouTube series, “Cobra Kai”, finds Johnny as the protagonist this time around…

An elderly gentleman gets his ballsack stuck in a plastic chair and it took the fire department an hour(!) to free him…

 

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Sunday Cinema – “Peter Cottontail”

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Being Gen-Xers, we remember watching the old Rankin & Bass claymation holiday shows each year on CBS. Back before VCRs, the only way to see these classics was when they came on television each year.

Peter Cottontail lives in April Valley and dreams of being the Chief Easter Bunny & gets his chance when Colonel Wellington B. Bunny retires. The evil January Q. Irontail plots to bring Peter Cottontail down so he can become the new CEB and ruin Easter for all the little boys and girls because some kids had run over his tail – which necessitated the need for a prosthetic “iron” tail.

Someone posted this nostalgia for all to enjoy!

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Sunday Cinema – Green Street Hooligans

 

Green Hooligans

An odd, limited-release film from 2005, this movie has some fairly well-known stars such as Elijah Wood (“The Fellowship of the Ring”), Charlie Hunnam (“Sons of Anarchy”), & Claire Forlani (“Mallrats”). Matt is expelled from Harvard when a stash of cocaine is found in his possession. He ends up traveling to Europe to stay with his sister and her family. After getting beaten up by a gang of youths, Matt is introduced into the culture of the “football hooligan” and learns quickly what that means.

Someone posted the film online for all of us to enjoy!

 

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Sunday Cinema – The Green Hornet

 

Green Hornet

No, we’re not talking about the recent crappy remake with Set Rogen, we’re talking about the ORIGINAL 1939 movie starring Gordon Jones as “The Green Hornet” & Keye Luke as his trusty sidekick, Kato.

Gordon Jones was a pretty busy movie actor in the 1930’s and 40’s that transitioned well into the television era but died too young (age 52). Keye Luke might not sound like a familiar name but for us Gen Xers, we know him well. Ever hear of a little show called “Kung Fu”? He played Master Po, the mentor to Caine (David Carradine). Or how about the “Gremlins” series of movies? He played Mr. Wing (“Grandpa”), the owner of Gizmo the Mogwai.

The movie is apparently a collection of 13 serial episodes that played before feature films back in the day. You’d have to go to the movies each week to see what happened next (great draw to get butts in seats!).

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Boot the Reboots

Boot the Reboots

 

Due to the recent school schootings in Parkland, FL, Paramount has decided to postpone the television reboot of “Heathers”.

Think working 40 hours a week is a b*tch? South Korea is cutting back on their 68-hour work weeks

Paul Sr. is being sued yet again for sabotaging a revival of the previously popular show “American Chopper”. While in the meantime, his home is currently in foreclosure

China has censored the letter “N” and Winnie-The-Pooh in response to their president’s recent victory of removing term limits – effectively allowing him to rule for life.

Not good for the GOP, one lawmaker posits that if Jews were armed then they could have defeated the Nazis…

Iron Maiden has lent their music/images/Eddie to a new mobile game called “Legacy of the Beast“. It’s a Final Fantasy-type turn-based fighting game that finds Eddie traveling through different lands with the help of The Clairvoyant. Of course there are micro-transactions to buy power-up items & hey, if you join – search for our account under “My Troopers” on the main screen, MattyV1973-4488.

In looking for films/television shows for March’s “Sunday Cinema”, we came across this channel that was a bit jarring. A woman who does movie/video game reviews, rants, & tackles other topics while topless. She got banned from posting more videos and had to censor many, but ones like this are still uncensored. She apparently has moved to Vimeo which is more lenient in their content censorship…

 

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Sunday Cinema – Big Green

 

Big Green

 

For the month of March we will be looking at “green” movies! Those associated with the word green.

“The Big Green” is one of those “fluff” movies that often come out during the lulls between box office “holiday” blasts. This one debuted at the end of September of 1995, so it fits right in between Labor Day and Thanksgiving.

Olivia D’Abo (the oldest daughter from “The Wonder Years”) stars as a foreign exchange teacher from England who teaches at a rural Texas town & helps her students that are interested in Soccer (“football” in England). Think of the film as “The Mighty Ducks” meets Pele). The film also stars some famous-at-the-time child actors such as Patrick Renna & Chauncey Leopardi (from “The Sandlot”) and Bug Hall (“The Little Rascals” film remake). It also co-stars Steve Guttenberg (“Police Academy”, “Three Men and a Baby”) in the role of the local Sheriff who is determined to bed the new teacher (it’s a given, even though nothing is mentioned throughout the film – you know what’s up).

There are a ton of sh*tty copies online, we were able to find the least-sh*ttiest that someone literally recorded in front of a television.

 

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Poser, Poser

Poser, Poser

 

No show notes today, had a glitch in the system & we’re too lazy to input them…

 

Peace & Bubbles

 

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