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Sunday Cinema – “Message from Space”

 

Space

 

When “Star Wars” hit theaters in 1977 (and again in 1978), the popularity was off the charts at the time. Many studios around the world scrambled to get a piece of the action by creating their own “space operas” that oftentimes blatantly stole from the “Star Wars” franchise. All this month we will look at some of them, keeping in mind that they are meant to rip off “Star Wars” and do so poorly…

“Message from Space” came out in 1978, and is a strange but wonderful rip off. Since George Lucas admitted that Japanese films like “Seven Samurai” influenced the story of “Star Wars”, isn’t it fitting that Japan releases its own rip off? Similar storyline, a peaceful planet is blown to smithereens by an evil empire & it takes a ragtag group who wield a magic-like power to defeat it. And there’s a character named “Han”…

Someone posted it online, enjoy if you can…

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Fidget

Fidget

Fidget spinners are all the rage these days. Some cost a pretty penny, some you can make for cheap. There are also fidget cubes...

I guess “full-disclosure” in real estate terms comes down to “don’t ask”

Who knew snorting drugs could lead to HIV, Hep-C, & other infections?

I wonder if there is a “Rule 34” website dedicated to this fetish

You know that camgirl/sharkbite video? Yeah, it was fake...

“Barely Legal” strippers are still allowed on Bourbon Street…

The power of social media grants a teen fame & a year of chicken nuggets

First, don’t leave your key in the car. Second, what the hell is wrong with these thieves? Third, it’s the towing company and not the police to blame for the $300 bill…

Have a fugly spouse and are required to attend social functions? Why not hire a replacement spouse?

Tiny house living for the homeless is starting to work in Olympia, WA. Is it me, or is the one homeless woman giving the homeless man a handjob in the video?

Creepy. Very creepy. I don’t want to think what else he did during his “grieving”…

 

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Sunday Cinema – “Starcrash”

 

starcrash

 

 

When “Star Wars” hit theaters in 1977 (and again in 1978), the popularity was off the charts at the time. Many studios around the world scrambled to get a piece of the action by creating their own “space operas” that oftentimes blatantly stole from the “Star Wars” franchise. All this month we will look at some of them, keeping in mind that they are meant to rip off “Star Wars” and do so poorly…

“Starcrash” came out in 1978, and actually has some fairly well-known stars. Marjoe Gortner was best known as a child evangelist and the center of his own documentary, “Marjoe”. David Hasselhoff (yes, THAT David Hasselhoff!) stars alongside Caroline Munro (who’s best known for portraying Victoria Phibes in the “Dr. Phibes” series of horror films starring Vincent Price), and Christopher Plummer as “The Emperor”.

From the long single shots of a poorly-constructed “imperial cruiser” to the now famous “Star Wars paragraph crawl”, the ripoffs are plentiful. It even got a sequel in 1981, shortly after “Empire Strikes Back”.

Someone posted both the original & the sequel online.

 

 

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Hacky Hack

Hacky Hack

 

The boys check out the Tulip City Comic Con (or Comics & Toy Fare, depending on where you look). MattyV picked up some “The Nam”, “Dazzler”, “What If”, & a Scott Rosema original.

Tour of Duty” was a short-lived military drama that took place during the Vietnam Was (or Conflict or Police Action, however you term it) and focused on a unit filled with FNGs, short-timers, & grizzled grunts.

The hack of Netflix, Fox, & others via Slashfilm. As we continue in the digital age, I imagine this type of theft will continue…

In the movie, “Knocked Up”, Seth Rogen’s character and his cohorts are trying to develop a website that turns out to be exactly like Mr Skin (NSFW)

The local tulip festival where the boys live is going on and it even has its own Urban Dictionary entry!

Alien:Covenant” is on its way to theaters soon, hopefully overshadowing the poorly-received “Alien:Prometheus” film. Reebok is getting back into the game with a pair of “Alien”-inspired shoes later on this Summer (and yes, they will have women’s sizes this time…).

“Logan” is being re-released in theaters as a black & white “film noir”, but is only coming to select theaters. Most of the country is screwed…

Wonderland” is based on the true story of pornstar John Holmes and his part in a pretty gruesome execution/robbery. Someone posted footage of the crime scene, NSFW…

Someone posted a sh*tty copy of “Hot Girls Wanted” (NSFW), if you have Netflix – watch it there. “Rated X” is the movie with Charlie Sheen & Emilio Estevez…

 

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Sunday Cinema – ” Os Trapalhões na Guerra dos Planetas”

 

Tramps

 

When “Star Wars” hit theaters in 1977 (and again in 1978), the popularity was off the charts at the time. Many studios around the world scrambled to get a piece of the action by creating their own “space operas” that oftentimes blatantly stole from the “Star Wars” franchise. All this month we will look at some of them, keeping in mind that they are meant to rip off “Star Wars” and do so poorly…

“Os Trapalhões na Guerra dos Planetas” (“Tramps in Outer Space”) aka “The Brazillian Star Wars” came out in 1979, and is a strange but wonderful rip off. A group of misfit thugs are whisked away on a space ship and are asked to help defeat an evil villain (who looks alot like Darth Vader). It’s in Brazillian but there are subtitles from time to time. It’s mostly an action flick, which doesn’t get lost in translation.

Someone posted it online, enjoy if you can…

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Schmoopy

Schmoopy

The first part of the pod might hit you right in the feels as the boys open up about some sh*t going on in their lives. Hopefully the conversation will help a few listeners…

“You’re Schmoopy”, “No, you’re Schmoopy!”

With the “Really?” part of the conversation reminded Matty of the old SNL bit

Could you tell the difference between top shelf & low-brow spirits? Would you believe the hype about designer water as well?

“Do Your Job!” is all that Dan the Man & MattyV could think of when they saw the barista meltdown over the unicorn frappucino…

Coming to this year’s Grand Rapids Comic Con are Gates McFadden & THE Kane Hodder! Sweet!

Dan the Man isn’t a horror fan, certainly not willing to go to places where murders occurred. Reminded Matty of the Romany Malco scene from “The 40 Year Old Virgin“…

Jeffrey Combs is the actor Matty was thinking of from “The Frighteners”…

The Indiana Comic Con was pretty neat, Matty recommends Cecil Grimes Cosplay if you’re a fan of “The Walking Dead” and he comes to a convention near you. Very personable, very appreciative. Excellent experience!

The Paul & Michael feud lasted for years, all because of investing advice Paul gave Michael. Billy Squier owns the rights to all of his music…

Scar-gate” is the latest saga in the Star Wars universe… Also, is Snoke the twin brother of Darth Vader?

Let us know, is Kylo Ren a punk bitch?

TROOPS” came out way before YouTube and is still an amazing video…

 

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Sunday Cinema – “King of Atlantis”

Kong

Since this is “Ape”ril, we thought it would be fun to share some of the lesser-known movies featuring primates… Enjoy!

Yes, there is an animated musical revolving around the big ape. Produced in 2005 and distributed as a DVD release to coincide with the animated series, “Kong: The Animated Series”. This has been a practice to cash in on franchises with additional movies/episodes that weren’t released/shown elsewhere.

An odd premise, indeed. Hard to put into words. You just have to watch it…

 

omeone posted this modern gem for all to enjoy…

Love Me Some ORB

Love Me Some ORB

 

MattyV was a part of the MST3K Revival League that brought the show back. The current season is available for streaming on Netflix. You’re welcome!

Adam Sandler has had several made-for-streaming movies and has extended his movie deal with Netflix for 4 more movies

MattyV still maintains that this was a promotional gimmick.

Not only did Jennette McCurdy have some racy photos, apparently Victoria Justice does as well. Search for your own photos, pervert!

Does it matter? Really? If you love his music, who gives a shit?

Dan the Man gets teary-eyed listening to this Air Supply song…

Ticket prices are getting out of control. Here’s an article that surmises that it’s the artists themselves who are demanding higher prices since they derive the bulk of their income from touring.

“Fake news” & “click-baiting” articles are exploding nowadays since the majority of people get their news from the internet and social media. This college is using the phenomenon into a teachable moment…

Pepsi yanked their latest commercial due to social media backlash. This isn’t the first time that this had happened to them, they yanked the Madonna commercial over her music video controversy

Hate to use the phrase, “Affirmative Action” when reading this article – but the question should be asked. It’s great that her education & accomplishments were recognized by these schools, don’t get me wrong. BUT if this person was a white male, would it be newsworthy? Or a white female for that matter? Just playing devil’s advocate…

It was sad to see Joanie Laurer so far gone in “1 Night in China“, you could tell that she was on drugs and not a truly willing participant. Now Paris Hilton, on the other hand, knew what she was doing

X-Factor” would be a great series to see on the big screen. Unfortunately since Fox owns the “X-Men” franchise & the name “mutant”, it most-likely won’t come to fruition. Lobo desperately needs to make it to the big screen or streaming on the small screen…

 

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Sunday Cinema – “The Monkey King”

 

Monkey

 

Since this is “Ape”ril, we thought it would be fun to share some of the lesser-known movies featuring primates… Enjoy!

Produced back in 2014, the Chinese-made action film stars Chow Yun-fat in a battle between angels & demons and a monkey born of a crystal that could be the key to ending it forever.

It did spawn a few sequels, as well as has been given the 3D treatment in theaters.

 

Someone posted this gem with English subtitles for all to enjoy!

And That Ship Has Sailed…

And That Ship Has Sailed…

 

Amazon’s new venture is brick-and-mortar stores where your cellphone registers as you enter and you pick up your groceries and walk right back out. The store charges your Amazon account as you leave…

Unbelievable that the “Cash Me Outside” girl gets money for appearances & now has a reality show in the works…

 

A Vice reporter wore some JNCO jeans that he coveted as a teen (huge-legged jeans from the 1990’s, think bell-bottoms only the entire pant leg is huge as well). It didn’t go well…

Some Sci-Fi fan created an entry on an auto parts website for the Flux Capacitor. Of course it’s not available for sale….

“A Woman’s Guide to Woodworking” is meant to be a farce, but is it?

Right up there with the “oddly satisfying” videos on YouTube, the Hydraulic Press Channel is one of MattyV’s favorites to watch. Here’s a promo they did for “Logan“…

Rest easy, the $700 popcorn ball has been returned unharmed & uneaten…

Don’t pull on Superman’s cape, don’t spit into the wind, don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you certainly don’t smash a man’s Star Wars collection

Coolest thing ever – a 1960’s era fallout shelter that is completely untouched and apparently still functional

“Dude, where’s my stash?” “Um, Goodwill?

Why, oh why can’t this country remove their blinders and look at cannabis as an alternative…

Ever play “Spin the Bottle”? How about “Hide the Steak Sauce Bottle in the Library“?

Thanks to the storms in California over the past few months, it is now 83% drought-free as compared to 6% last year…

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