“Scary” Cinema – “Microwave Massacre”

Microwave

All this month we are going to share some truly cheesy “scary” movies and posting them on Saturdays so you can enjoy them on a cold, dark spooky evening!

It wasn’t until the early 1980’s that microwave ovens really became a household phenomenon. There were a lot of cautions back then like making sure to keep a mug of water in the microwave in case it suddenly turns on, don’t start it with the door open (early models didn’t have a safety switch), and the old wives tale of the woman who nuked her poodle trying to dry its hair quickly.

This “gem” came out around 1983 to play on the fear of microwaves. Donald hated his wife’s cooking. She wasn’t a bad cook, always trying new gourmet recipes. Donald was a simple man and needed simple, easy grub. He eventually killed her in his rage and tried a little “wife du jour” in the microwave, which made him crave human flesh. As fucked up as this premise is, it’s even more fucked up to know that the actor playing Donald (Jackie Vernon) is also the voice of Frosty the Snowman in all of the cartoon incarnations of the 1970’s/1980’s.

A true fan of horror put this out online for all to enjoy!

 

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Let’s Get Ready To…

Let’s Get Ready To…

Sorry, folks, can’t finish the line without having to pay a royalty to Michael Buffer

Bobby “The Brain” Heenan passed away a week ago, we remember some of his triumphs…

Yes, the WWF had a Saturday morning cartoon show in the 1980’s…

The infamous “Animal House” Toga scene with Pinto & the mayor’s daughter… (NSFW)

The hormones in food can cause early puberty & is part of the obesity epidemic in America…

The Dead South are worth a listen, MattyV’s kind of into “That Bastard Son“…

“Weird Al” Yankovic is still the master of “clean” parodies

Yes, Gene Simmons will deliver the “Gene Simmons Vault” to you for $2,000 (well, deliver it during a 5-minute one-on-one with Gene during one of the “Vault Experience” tour city stops)…

Greg Nicotero (director of “The Walking Dead” television series) got his start as an intern with Tom Savini and went on to start his own special effects house. Very interesting individual…

HumbleBundle is a website dedicated to offer PC/Apple games, mobile games, & eBooks in different bundles that benefits both charities & developers. The WarHammer bundle is gone, but keep an eye out for future bundles!

Fantasy Football is an interesting game, kind of like a TCG for sports fans…

 

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Sunday Cinema – “Body Care and Grooming”

Grooming

Since school has started around the country, the guys thought it would be appropriate to spotlight some educational films for the month of September. Driving to grooming, these educational films were often cheered by schoolchildren because movie-time meant no schoolwork-time!

As the poster writes in the description, kinda sexist educational film talking about ladies and their need to clean & groom themselves in order to get a guy.

An archivist posted this on YouTube to preserve this celluloid treasure of our past…

 

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The Twins

The Twins

The McGuire Twins were in the 1970s editions of the Guinness Book of World Records as the fattest twins in the world. Billy weighed in at 720lbs & Billy weighed in at 750lbs. They were a novelty for a while, even had a short wrestling career. It was a photo like this that prompted the conversation about how the guys would look riding motorcycles (or minibikes)…

The “Mayans MC” apparently has a release date this year yet according to IMDB. “Half-Sack” was MattyV’s favorite prospect on “Sons of Anarchy” until he had to get killed off the show. Johnny Lewis, the actor, allegedly killed himself by falling off a building during a meth/PCP binge where he killed his 81-year old landlady. Sad…

Most of you know Ned Holness by another name. Given the name by Mitzi Shore of The Comedy Store, Carlos Mencia hit it big in the early 2000s with his raw television show “Mind of Mencia“. The thing is, much of his material was stolen (allegedly) from other popular comics like George Lopez, Bobby Lee, & Ari Shaffir. Joe Rogan has been a big promoter of this through his blog & podcast.

The Boy Scouts have had many “secret” rituals, many revealed in an old book Matty remembers reading. Dan remembers the “snipe hunts” but doesn’t recall being a part of some of the other rituals revealed in the book…

Pretty neat that Dan the Man knew the guy who invented “Crossbows & Catapults“,  who knew the game would be worth so much on eBay?

The Black Lotus card is one of the 9 most powerful cards in the trading card game, Magic: The Gathering. Because of its power, many tournaments have limited its use. Dan the Man has had success with the Vesuvan Doppelganger card…

Before Afroman told of his woes after getting high, Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show told many a tale of their own woes from being involved in the drug culture…

The “Power Ballad” has been a staple of heavy metal/hard rock since the 1970’s. Although attributed to Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” as the first, Nazareth’s “Love Hurts” is really what a power ballad is known for – sentimental/lovey lyrics with often a slower tempo and sometimes done acoustically. Matty was wrong that Metallica’s “One” isn’t a power ballad, but some concur that their song “Nothing Else Matters” is.

 

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Sunday Cinema – “Parent to Child”

parent

Since school has started around the country, the guys thought it would be appropriate to spotlight some educational films for the month of September. Driving to grooming, these educational films were often cheered by schoolchildren because movie-time meant no schoolwork-time!

Most of the Gen Xers and previous generations recall watching all sorts of “sexual education” films from middle school through high school. Many were out-of-date and yet still shown because they felt that the information presented never changes. This is an odd film from the 1960’s having to do with point-blank approaches to talking about sex with your child. Be ware…

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What Happened?

What Happened?

 

Gambling has become a family affair with the “Disney-fying” of Las Vegas and the virtual explosion of Native American-owned casinos. There are a couple near the boys, Soaring Eagle boasts a pretty big water park…

Rob Scallon’s version of Slayer’s “Payback” is both funny & disturbing…

“Fahrenheit 451” is a dystopic future where all books are outlawed. It seems as though our society is moving that way with information being widely available online…

“Behind the Paint – The Story of Insane Clown Posse and the First Six Joker Cards” was both written by and read by Joseph Bruce (aka “Violent J”). Some ninja posted the audiobook on YouTube…

Texas Hold’Em is a game of skill for sure. Here are some tips to help you become a better player!

Taking almost a decade to get made, “Movie 43” was a bad movie made under false pretenses…

If you haven’t seen “IT” yet, don’t click on this link!

Look for the boy in the back right near the actresses hand, watch as he plugs his ears as she pulls the gun. Did Hitchcock make him do that as foreshadowing? Hmmmm????

Remember, when a volcano erupts – duck & cover!

 

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Sunday Cinema – “Duck and Cover”

Duck

Since school has started around the country, the guys thought it would be appropriate to spotlight some educational films for the month of September. Driving to grooming, these educational films were often cheered by schoolchildren because movie-time meant no schoolwork-time!

With the Korean War going on and the Cuban Missile on the horizon, films having to do with fallout shelters, nuclear winter, & this film showing people how to protect themselves during a bomb explosion. Unfortunately, this information is not obsolete with the rumbles in Asia…

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Outta Bubblegum

Outta Bubblegum

 

Ali G was a character created by Sacha Baron Cohen meant to poke fun at the numerous white suburban youth trying to be “gangsta”. The movie stars many familiar faces such as Martin Freeman (“Lord of the Rings”, “Sherlock”), Rona Mitra (“The Last Ship”, “Doomsday”), & even Charles Dance (“Alien 3”, “The Last Action Hero”).

Yes, there is a third gender option that more and more states are recognizing. “X” is becoming an acceptable answer to gender questions…

Here’s an episode of “Hot Ones with Sean Evans” where guest Neil Degrasse Tyson breaks down that we as human beings are not something special in the universe.

A woman pulls a gun on another over the last notebook in a Michigan Walmart. In Florida a man pulled a gun on another while waiting for gas. What have we become as a society…

Our thoughts & prayers are with those in Texas, Florida, & countries affected by the recent hurricanes/storms.

The Miami Beach mayor told people straight up before Hurricane Irma, “If you stay, you’re on your own…”

Can’t wait for “Gerald’s Game” to come out on Netflix, Carla Gugino is hot…. ‘Nuff said…

Michael Jackson really got things started by licensing a Beatles song to Nike

We could listen to Bruce Campbell read anything…

They Live” is a classic horror/sci-fi film, kind of like a real-life Duke Nukem

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Sunday Cinema – “Wild at the Wheel”

Wild

 

Since school has started around the country, the guys thought it would be appropriate to spotlight some educational films for the month of September. Driving to grooming, these educational films were often cheered by schoolchildren because movie-time meant no schoolwork-time!

Tom Robinson died as the result of a car accident. How did this happen? Follow a traffic accident investigator as he investigates and retraces Tom’s driving history. 1970’s music, denim, muttonchops, old Mustang, can’t get more disco than this!

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You’re an A*s, Man!

You’re an A*s, Man!

 

Did you know that Barry Manilow & David Letterman were considered for the part of failed pilot Ted Stryker from the movie, “Airplane!”?

Julie Hagerty was always a thin woman (freakishly thin) and although attractive, didn’t do it for MattyV…

The title for today’s podcast came from a routine by comedian Rodney Dangerfield, one of the great self-deprecating comics who ever lived…

“Sorry, not sorry” is the rally of Kathy Griffin in her bid to remain relevant. She has rescinded her apology for the photo shoot of herself holding the severed head of the current US president.

People can be a*sholes, some even try to justify it in some fashion that only makes sense to themselves…

I tend to believe Best Buy, they aren’t hurricane profiteers nor a wholesaler of merchandise

 

 

 

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