For the month of May we’re going to look at space-themed movies in reference to Star Wars Day (May the 4th be with you!)…

Previously known as “Inseminoid”, a group of scientists working on a distant planet come across an alien lifeform that rapes of the female scientists causing her to hunt down her colleagues and drinking their blood to protect and nourish her “baby”.

Someone posted this oddball mix of horror & sci-fi online, we kind of like the original title…

For the month of May we’re going to look at space-themed movies in reference to Star Wars Day (May the 4th be with you!)…

David Carradine has been in just about every genre of film & television, his IMDB page is filled with series and movies from his career that continued even after his death in 2009 (most-likely productions were completed prior to his death and were shelved until money could be found to continue). In “Future Force” he plays John Tucker, the leader of a group of bounty hunters – Civilian-Operated Police Systems (C.O.P.S.). Corruption has infiltrated the group and a lone reporter has the answers. John must protect her in order to bring the corruption to light.

Someone posted a VHS transfer online for everyone to check out the cheesiness…

Auto Embarrassment

This week MattyV discussed an article regarding a poll of 2,000 respondents stating why they were embarrassed by their vehicle. Then he went through his own car history:

1984 Chevrolet Celebrity – a hand-me-down from my mom. Front end was smashed to hell due to the previous owner’s penchant for speeding in order to make it to their college classes on time. Took a date to prom in this vehicle & later dropped her off to get her vehicle…

1986 Chevrolet Celebrity – the one I had was gold with a vinyl faux convertible top. Took that to college where a frat brother puked in it. Was the king of my college dorm floor because I had a means of escape from campus.

1989 Ford Aerostar, Eddie Bauer Edition – the first vehicle I chose and got a loan on. Had all the bells & whistles, the back seats even folded down into a bed. Got into a car accident 3 days after getting it, had the opportunity to get something else from the dealership but I had to have the bed in the back (bow-chicka-bow-bow!)…

1996 Chevrolet Blazer LT – our first car as a married couple. Thought we would help my dad out, he repossessed this vehicle from a friend’s son that he had co-signed a loan for. Kid ruined the engine and put on a bunch of aftermarket “bling” on it. Died 3 months after we paid it off…

1996 Ford Windstar LX – desperate for a vehicle, it was this or a 1993 Ford Explorer Coupe. We had a baby and knew that a minivan was in our future. Got totaled in a car accident…

1993 Buick Lesabre – dad was trading up and after the totaled minivan “gifted” us this vehicle. Ugly as hell but got us where we needed to go.

2007 Buick Lucerne LX – stepmom is enamored with Buicks, had one all her life and like back in the old days she traded up every 2 years. We enjoyed this vehicle until it was totaled in a car accident (that also totaled my left leg)…

1998 Buick Lesabre – dad decided to trade up his vehicle for an Impala and gave us this vehicle. Rusted out but ran well for a few years.

2004 Chevrolet Avalanche – used some of the money gotten from the car accident lawsuit to purchase it. Has everything I wanted except a flex-fuel engine. It had 175,000 miles on it when I got it 5 years ago and is still running today. Starting to rust and had a bunch of things fixed over the years, gonna run this b*tch until the wheels fall off…

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For the month of May we’re going to look at space-themed movies in reference to Star Wars Day (May the 4th be with you!)…

It’s 2035 and Earth has sent several exploration teams to the planet Mars but have not reported back. A 3rd crew is sent and finds out what happened to the previous teams.

An obvious rip-off of the Alien franchise, utilizing plots from both the original movie and the sequel that came out the same year as this film. A toy Millenium Falcon can be seen as a part of the space station in several scenes…

Someone posted a VHS transfer of a poor film transfer (notice the film jiggle?) online for all to check out…

For the month of May we’re going to look at space-themed movies in reference to Star Wars Day (May the 4th be with you!)…

Filmed in 1984 but not released until 1988, Star Slammer finds 2 women unjustly sentenced to a prison planet for a crime they didn’t commit. Plotting their escape, they will have to navigate lesbian guards, psychotic wardens, & mutant rodents.

Certainly, a softcore porn made for the discriminate VCR owner that was embarrassed to rent from the “adult” section of the video store. The end credits boast a sequel that never came to fruition – “Chain Gang Planet”…

Someone posted a VHS transfer online for everyone to check out.

This passenger FAAFO when he harassed and threw a water bottle at Mike Tyson during a flight to Miami…

Disney FAAFO when they spoke out on political issues that they had nothing to do with…

This mother FAAFO when she called in a bomb threat to her son’s school over a lunch issue…

This college baseball player will FAAFO after tackling a batter after hitting a home run. Investigation is underway to find out the cause of the scuffle…

Hopefully other stadiums/music venues will follow suit, FAAFO when you change classic venue names to corporate sponsor ones…

Sadly, this kid FAAFO what happens when you drive over 150mph on a public roadway. He killed 6 people and there is an Instagram recording of him doing over 180mph in the same vehicle earlier…

For the month of May we’re going to look at space-themed movies in reference to Star Wars Day (May the 4th be with you!)…

The Italians were big on ripping off beloved American film genres from westerns to action adventures. Space is one that is in a class on its own. This is the third film in a “trilogy” of space-themed movies by director Alfonso Brescia. Earth has been “purchased” by an evil overlord bent on enslaving the planet. A top scientist along with his robots & a ragtag group come together to defeat said overlord. Think “Star Wars” but without the star power, musical score, personality.

Someone posted a VHS transfer online, Italian cheese at its finest…